Hmm, no idea what this thing on my head is.

Hmm, no idea what this thing on my head is.

Isn’t a bit early, human?

Isn’t a bit early, human?

I’m thankful for my humans, but more or less, this human food!

I’m thankful for my humans, but more or less, this human food!

Aren’t these just croutons, human?

Aren’t these just croutons, human?

Didn’t know I was going to have a closeup today, geez!

Didn’t know I was going to have a closeup today, geez!

Dear Readers…my humans have been busy…and I don’t do selfies (or have thumbs). Posting resumes now!

Dear Readers…my humans have been busy…and I don’t do selfies (or have thumbs). Posting resumes now!

Oh, hayyyy!

Oh, hayyyy!

My kind of nap - cross paws and spotty.

My kind of nap - cross paws and spotty.

I had to get rid of half of these! Stinking humans!

I had to get rid of half of these! Stinking humans!

Human claims I am a mummy, but I think teenagers TP’d me. #HappyHalloween

Human claims I am a mummy, but I think teenagers TP’d me. #HappyHalloween