Hmm, no idea what this thing on my head is.
Isn’t a bit early, human?
Didn’t know I was going to have a closeup today, geez!
Dear Readers…my humans have been busy…and I don’t do selfies (or have thumbs). Posting resumes now!
I had to get rid of half of these! Stinking humans!
Human claims I am a mummy, but I think teenagers TP’d me. #HappyHalloween